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WISE ASS WEDNESDAY

Is Your Phone Killing Your Vibe? Why Digital Overload is the New Smoking in 2026 It’s 6:15 AM. The sun hasn’t even thought about showing up yet, but you have. Or rather, your thumb has. Before you’ve even rubbed the sleep out of your eyes or taken that first deep breath, the one we’re always talking about here at Breathe N Bounce, you’ve already invited a thousand strangers into your bedroom. You’ve checked the emails, scrolled through the "doom and gloom" of the news, and looked at three people on Instagram who seem to have their lives way more together than you do at this ungodly hour. Welcome to Wise Ass Wednesday. We’re hitting "Number 4" on our list of things that are quietly destroying our collective sanity. Today, we’re talking about the glowing rectangle in your hand and why digital overload is officially the new smoking. I’m being serious. Think back, or look at the history books if you’re younger, to the 1950s. People smoked in hospitals. They smoked o...
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EPISODE CXLVI: MONSTER EMERGING

 This was a very difficult episode for me to because I talk about many of the emotions and thoughts I ahve been fighting as of late and it sure hasn't been emerging.  I will once again talk about the terrible things I did to people I love and my hope for them to heal and trying my best to reconnect.  I am also trying to deal with my own internal anger that has been coming out lately and trying to find a way to let the monster sleep. MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE DROWING - Excision MONSTER - Skillet WAR - Illenium CRAZY - Mushroomhead THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND - Sullivan King CREEP - Stone Temple Pilots READY FOR YOU - Black Coffee

SORRY

there is no gratitude Chronicle this week because everything that needs to be set or written will be said on Monday please make sure you listen to breathe and bounce on Mon to hear something very personal something very raw something very real I am going to open up to everyone like you've never heard me open up before Have a good weekend NMF m

WISE ASS WEDNESDAY

Stop Trying to Fix Yourself: The Self-Improvement Trap Welcome to another Wise Ass Wednesday . It’s Wednesday, April 8, 2026, and honestly? I’m exhausted. Not the "I stayed up too late watching Netflix" kind of exhausted, but the "I’m tired of trying to be a better version of myself" kind of exhausted. Do you ever feel like your life has become one giant, never-ending renovation project? Like you’re a house that’s been under construction for three decades and the contractor just keeps finding more dry rot and asbestos? That’s the self-improvement trap, my friends. And today, we’re going to burn the blueprint. READ MORE

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