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10 Reasons Your "Chill" Playlist Isn’t Helping Your Anxiety (And How to Fix It) I’ve spent way too many nights laying on my floor, staring at the ceiling, while some "Relaxing Lofi Beats for Studying/Anxiety" playlist loops in the background on YouTube. And honestly? I still felt like a bag of smashed crabs. I’d be lying there, chest tight, brain racing through a thousand scenarios of how I’m failing at life, and the music just felt... hollow. Like I was trying to put a tiny Band-Aid on a massive, gaping wound. We’ve all been told that music is the ultimate healer. And it is. But there’s a difference between using music as a tool and using it as a rug to sweep all our shit under. Sometimes, those "chill" vibes we curate are actually doing more harm than good. They keep us stuck in a loop of numbing out rather than actually moving through the muck. This last month has been really tough for me: a lot of depressing moments and some pretty nasty panic atta...
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EPISODE CLI: HIGH SCHOOL, HELL, AND HIGH FIVES

 People like to say high school is the best time of your life.  Well first I would say tell that to the Yellowjackets.  Secondly, mine sucked.  So I will talk about it in great detail here.  And if you are a high school graduate, you might want to check this shit out.  I promise you will be able to relate and walk away with strong feelings.   MUSIC ON THIS EPISODE SCHOOLS OUT - Alice Cooper BACK TO SCHOOL (MINI MAGGIT) - Deftones SOMEWHERE I BELONG - Linkin Park JUST ONE LAST TIME - David Guetta CHANGE - Lana Del Rey SOMETHING NEW - Axwell^Ingrosso

PISS OFF (WITH HONORS)

A big theme for me this weekend is transitions—the changing road ahead and all the shit spinning in my head. A lot of it comes from my kid graduating, which has me reflecting on my own high school experience. To be blunt: there wasn’t much of one. I wasted so much time, and it wasn’t even funny. I didn't get the support or the challenge I needed. I was bullied by students, and teachers openly told others they expected me to end up pumping gas. When I was tossed out of mainstream high school and put into a behavioral school, I didn't see much of a future. I thought I was doomed. But at the new school, I started making friends—mostly because we were all getting high—but I also found an interest in writing. I wrote a play, cast it (though rehearsals never happened), and actually did well in sports like volleyball and bowling. By senior year, I was on the yearbook staff. But I never finished. I took a job with my father instead, which was a mistake. I missed my own high school grad...

WISE ASS WEDNESDAY

Looking For Mental Health Support on a Budget? Let’s be real for a second, trying to keep your head above water when your bank account is as empty as your dopamine reserves is a special kind of hell. We’re told constantly to "prioritize our mental health" and "self-care is a necessity," but then you look at the price tag of a single therapy session and realize it costs more than your weekly grocery bill. READ MORE

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